Showing posts with label Washington DC. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Washington DC. Show all posts

Friday, March 25, 2011

Bangles

I haven’t been this deep into Virginia since I was in college at University of Virginia, which I would say with pride except I screwed up royally there, left after three and a half semesters, and didn’t finish my BA for 37 years.

I remember my time at U. Va. with much sadness.  I squandered my youth there – I’m not sure I’ve recovered yet.  I don’t think I’ll ever want to go back to Charlottesville; I was so painfully lost there.  It was one of the worst periods of my life.

The girl in her 20s who sat next to me in DC answers questions but doesn’t volunteer anything.  Her voice sounds like Ursula the Witch.

“You have a dramatic voice.  Are you a singer?”

“No.”

After many awkward silences, many attempts to ignite the conversation, I learned she was “a picture and runway model,” in her words.  She was on her way from the Bronx, where she lived, to Charlotte, North Carolina for a fashion show.  I asked if she had an agent, or did she have to dig for work?

“It’s not that serious,” she said.

I told her I had long debated moving into New York City, but I was afraid of moving into a place and having someone move in below me who smoked marijuana day and night.

“You’d be high all the time,” I said.

“That’s New York,” she said.  

We passed the Pentagon. 

“The ten-year anniversary is coming up in six months,” I say.  “What were you doing when 9/11 happened?”

“”Sleeping.”  She closes her eyes a few minutes later and keeps them closed until Richmond.

I did find out that her dream for herself is to be a psychologist.  She doesn’t volunteer ANYTHING to strangers on the bus, but she got at least twelve phone calls the first half hour of our trip, so she offers some people something.

What is her dream for America?

“Love and peace,” she said, just like the DC cab driver.

As she walked off the bus in Richmond, I saw that her belt was threaded through half her pant loops, and half the belt dangled down her butt to her knees.  She was six feet tall, wore a black do-rag over her hair, and thin silver and gold etched bangle bracelets.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Earthlings

I tried to Google Map directions from the bus terminal to the HoJo, but I couldn’t connect with the internet in the terminal, though the sign says you can.  I went out just as a taxi pulled in.  I put my bag in the trunk and asked for the HoJo on New York Avenue.  “It’s a mile away,” I said, to discourage a roundabout route.  The driver had beautiful copper skin and a soft, far-east accent.  He set the meter at $3 and off we zoomed.

The silence between us felt like no fun to me, so I said, “Where are you from?”

“The Planet Earth,” he said.

“Me, too,” I said when I stopped laughing from surprise.

“How long have you lived in this particular part of Planet Earth?” I asked.

“I’ve lived in this particular part for – I don’t know how long, because the planet keeps spinning and I’ve lost track.”

So he defied my efforts to categorize and define him.

He got my bag out of the trunk, charged me $4.75 for the fare and $2.00 for the bag.  But he made me laugh so I gave him a tip on top of the questionable bag fee.

“Everybody on the planet living in peace and love,” he said as I stepped out of the cab.

“That would be nice,” I agreed, and I went to check in.